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Some Best Bits From Ricky Gervais – Animals

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  1. #1 rngrdead
    October 31st, 2007 at 22:04

    “chubby bat.”

    XD

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  2. #2 Malevolancy
    November 10th, 2007 at 17:01

    LMFAO legend of a comedian. I like the panda one :D

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  3. #3 rob2011r
    November 17th, 2007 at 17:19

    The bit at the end with the elephants is genius!

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  4. #4 Jacks1Wench
    November 21st, 2007 at 03:19

    Lezogs XD That’s one of my favourite jokes, I wish you could’ve put that one up also.

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  5. #5 justinfoo
    December 12th, 2007 at 03:22

    I eat the occasional sweet… Fuckin 3-piece suite by the look of ya! That’s one of my favourite jokes of all time!

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  6. #6 guyknives
    December 17th, 2007 at 21:44

    lmfao oh my god ive never heard that but i shat myself it was so funny.

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  7. #7 raquelwelsh
    December 18th, 2007 at 16:50

    i had a happy time!

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  8. #8 FckdUpRobot
    December 22nd, 2007 at 05:23

    “alright back off he’s got some tweezers” genius

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  9. #9 DoesntGiveAFuck
    January 18th, 2008 at 00:47

    A shark would have found anne frank like *click* that =D brilliant!

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  10. #10 rubyandpip
    February 5th, 2008 at 21:34

    robot wars on, you like that.
    what the fuck,what are you doing?pick your gun up your gun you cunt!
    brilliant

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  11. #11 acciojohnnydepp18
    February 11th, 2008 at 15:21

    chubby bat.

    Lmfao

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  12. #12 fruitsalad6
    March 16th, 2008 at 19:21

    lol init wen he ses dont cry

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  13. #13 sdFour20
    April 4th, 2008 at 17:57

    Brilliant !!

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  14. #14 sajsSAMynwa1892
    May 9th, 2008 at 19:06

    i think you couldve put on- HE… IS FUCKING HIM… IN THE HEAD! the whole of his shows are brilliant though

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  15. #15 IMAMMASH
    June 17th, 2008 at 20:48

    ” Helloah, .. They`re doin` what? ”
    Hahah, Ricky is The Man.

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  16. #16 PaulMiazga
    June 25th, 2008 at 11:21

    Pandas, not Panda’s. Thanks.

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  17. #17 michaelthonger
    July 11th, 2008 at 17:25

    what about the daddy long legs one?

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  18. #18 grsims20
    July 17th, 2008 at 06:29

    thank you. how hard is it to get simple grammar right?

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  19. #19 stickman69uk2002
    July 31st, 2008 at 16:29

    yo ther did you ever find the daddy long legs clip? ive been lookin for it for ages, its one o mi fave parts :d

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  20. #20 SuperJax
    August 9th, 2008 at 03:51

    a big wobbly spunk bomb

    haha!

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  21. #21 bubbles135790
    October 23rd, 2008 at 22:40

    u should totally msg me back! my contact info is in my profile.

    MUAH!!! MSG me on M.S.N. ID is in my profile. qc

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  22. #22 missalexxturner
    November 25th, 2008 at 11:34

    “thats me in a boat, im not wanking the guy off standing behind me” HAHAH i love him hes so good x

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  23. #23 radiohead1987
    January 23rd, 2009 at 03:15

    wot a tit

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  24. #24 025zola025
    February 11th, 2009 at 00:19

    Very slightly long eared bat

    Yeah what about that one?

    Chubby bat.

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  25. #25 elliexx242
    February 11th, 2009 at 20:04

    wth? yeah these clips are funny but nothing compared to the Bible and the Gay Animals section of this show!!! why didnt you include them?!

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