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  1. #1 Alliem26
    June 13th, 2009 at 05:40

    haha funny i luv the first one! i want it haha

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  2. #2 serediucr
    June 13th, 2009 at 06:18

    awesome video

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  3. #3 chubbydude42
    June 13th, 2009 at 06:48

    lol Funny 5/5

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  4. #4 GadinoGamer
    June 13th, 2009 at 07:26

    NICE VID DUDE!!

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  5. #5 Player1295
    June 13th, 2009 at 07:32

    LOL funny, keep up the good work 5/5

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  6. #6 UsefullSniper
    June 13th, 2009 at 07:54

    LOL VELY NICE hahaha XD 5/5
    MAKE MORE VIDEOS!!!!

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  7. #7 xbox5403
    June 13th, 2009 at 07:55

    HA HA HA…It Won’t Be Funny A Second Time

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  8. #8 BamaFever18
    June 13th, 2009 at 08:23

    cool vid made me laugh alot

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  9. #9 MrGlitchyGames
    June 13th, 2009 at 09:21

    cool vid lol !

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  10. #10 bIacktlger611
    June 13th, 2009 at 09:30

    very nice video
    5/5

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  11. #11 ultimatePSPdownloads
    June 13th, 2009 at 09:30

    lol ,lmao.

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  12. #12 88serenity
    June 20th, 2009 at 11:04

    Awesome!!

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  13. #13 BHisBS
    June 20th, 2009 at 13:31

    lame as fuck…

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  14. #14 banana837
    June 20th, 2009 at 13:53

    LMAO!! i love them all…but these are my favs: 1:12, 2:04, 2:24, 2:42, 3:12!!!! thanks for posting!

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  15. #15 lolmickeylol
    June 20th, 2009 at 15:45

    LOL nipple cripple funny **clap clap**

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  16. #16 jesfeldt
    June 20th, 2009 at 17:53

    FREE HUG’S

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  17. #17 reginestarz
    June 20th, 2009 at 18:36

    How i wish i could have those tee ! :D good one ^^

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  18. #18 ajv614113
    June 21st, 2009 at 01:31

    oh god i have to take a shit be back and watch some more vids and about half hour.

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  19. #19 loveKaseyKahne4life9
    June 21st, 2009 at 04:06

    LOL Sweeeetness! : D

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  20. #20 skate2741
    June 21st, 2009 at 14:42

    nipple criple

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  21. #21 eden03021990
    June 21st, 2009 at 16:31

    lame…!!
    try sumthin else… like a tee sayin
    “if dey dnt hav bacardi in heaven, den i aient goin!!!”

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  22. #22 why1so1serious1
    June 22nd, 2009 at 08:38

    hahhah funny :d

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  23. #23 TheFrenchers
    June 22nd, 2009 at 22:42

    pretty cool stuff!

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  24. #24 saffyxrose
    June 23rd, 2009 at 18:15

    That tom cruise one is funny but i like the cookie jar one and the bear naked. I’m gonna get one coz thier sooooooo cool. Someone i know has a t-shirt with a picture of a spoon and a fork holding hands and it says “spooning leads to forking !” LOL LOL

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  25. #25 PEARCEDouglas3930
    July 1st, 2009 at 01:49

    Hentai wet lesbians all over each other – ___UHENTAICLUB._COM_

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